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Friday, September 19, 2014
What Stephen King Taught Me About Writing
Thanks to Glenn Leibowitz for assembling these.
All of the below work is quotes from Stephen King:
On word choice
One of the really bad things you can do to your writing is to dress up the vocabulary, looking for long words because you’re maybe a little bit ashamed of your short ones.
Remember that the basic rule of vocabulary is use the first word that comes to your mind, if it is appropriate and colorful.
The word is only a representation of the meaning; even at its best, writing almost always falls short of full meaning. Given that, why in God’s name would you want to make things worse by choosing a word which is only cousin to the one you really wanted to use?
On grammar
Must you write complete sentences each time, every time? Perish the thought. If your work consists only of fragments and floating clauses, the Grammar Police aren’t going to come and take you away.
Take any noun, put it with any verb, and you have a sentence. It never fails. Rocks explode. Jane transmits. Mountains float. These are all perfect sentences. Many such thoughts make little rational sense, but even the stranger ones (Plums deify!) have a kind of poetic weight that’s nice. The simplicity of noun-verb construction is useful — at the very least it can provide a safety net for your writing.
Grammar is not just a pain in the ass; it’s the pole you grab to get your thoughts up on their feet and walking. Besides, all those simple sentences worked for Hemingway, didn’t they?
On reading
If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot. There’s no way around these two things that I’m aware of, no shortcut.
Reading is the creative center of a writer’s life. I take a book with me everywhere I go, and find there are all sorts of opportunities to dip in. The trick is to teach yourself to read in small sips as well as in long swallows. Waiting rooms were made for books — of course! But so are theater lobbies before the show, long and boring checkout lines, and everyone’s favorite, the john. You can even read while you’re driving, thanks to the audiobook revolution.
The real importance of reading is that it creates an ease and intimacy with the process of writing; one comes to the country of the writer with one’s papers and identification pretty much in order. Constant reading will pull you into a place (a mind-set, if you like the phrase) where you can write eagerly and without self-consciousness. It also offers you a constantly growing knowledge of what has been done and what hasn’t, what is trite and what is fresh, what works and what just lies there dying (or dead) on the page. The more you read, the less apt you are to make a fool of yourself with your pen or word processor.
Must you write complete sentences each time, every time? Perish the thought. If your work consists only of fragments and floating clauses, the Grammar Police aren’t going to come and take you away.
Take any noun, put it with any verb, and you have a sentence. It never fails. Rocks explode. Jane transmits. Mountains float. These are all perfect sentences. Many such thoughts make little rational sense, but even the stranger ones (Plums deify!) have a kind of poetic weight that’s nice. The simplicity of noun-verb construction is useful — at the very least it can provide a safety net for your writing.
Grammar is not just a pain in the ass; it’s the pole you grab to get your thoughts up on their feet and walking. Besides, all those simple sentences worked for Hemingway, didn’t they?
On reading
If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot. There’s no way around these two things that I’m aware of, no shortcut.
Reading is the creative center of a writer’s life. I take a book with me everywhere I go, and find there are all sorts of opportunities to dip in. The trick is to teach yourself to read in small sips as well as in long swallows. Waiting rooms were made for books — of course! But so are theater lobbies before the show, long and boring checkout lines, and everyone’s favorite, the john. You can even read while you’re driving, thanks to the audiobook revolution.
The real importance of reading is that it creates an ease and intimacy with the process of writing; one comes to the country of the writer with one’s papers and identification pretty much in order. Constant reading will pull you into a place (a mind-set, if you like the phrase) where you can write eagerly and without self-consciousness. It also offers you a constantly growing knowledge of what has been done and what hasn’t, what is trite and what is fresh, what works and what just lies there dying (or dead) on the page. The more you read, the less apt you are to make a fool of yourself with your pen or word processor.
On writing
By the time you step into your new writing space and close the door, you should have settled on a daily writing goal. As with physical exercise, it would be best to set this goal low at first, to avoid discouragement. I suggest a thousand words a day.
With that goal set, resolve to yourself that the door stays closed until that goal is met. Get busy putting those thousand words on paper... In an early interview (this was to promote Carrie, I think), a radio talk-show host asked me how I wrote. My reply — “One word at a time” — seemingly left him without a reply. I think he was trying to decide whether or not I was joking. I wasn’t.
In the end, it’s always that simple. Whether it’s a vignette of a single page or an epic trilogy like The Lord of the Rings, the work is always accomplished one word at a time.
On what to write about
Now comes the big question: What are you going to write about? And the equally big answer: Anything you damn well want. Anything at all…as long as you tell the truth.
Write what you like, then imbue it with life and make it unique by blending in your own personal knowledge of life, friendship, relationships, sex, and work. Especially work. People love to read about work. God knows why, but they do. If you’re a plumber who enjoys science fiction, you might well consider a novel about a plumber aboard a starship or on an alien planet. Sound ludicrous? The late Clifford D. Simak wrote a novel called Cosmic Engineers which is close to just that. And it’s a terrific read.
John Grisham, of course, knows lawyers. What you know makes you unique in some other way. Be brave. Map the enemy’s positions, come back, tell us all you know. And remember that plumbers in space is not such a bad setup for a story.
By the time you step into your new writing space and close the door, you should have settled on a daily writing goal. As with physical exercise, it would be best to set this goal low at first, to avoid discouragement. I suggest a thousand words a day.
With that goal set, resolve to yourself that the door stays closed until that goal is met. Get busy putting those thousand words on paper... In an early interview (this was to promote Carrie, I think), a radio talk-show host asked me how I wrote. My reply — “One word at a time” — seemingly left him without a reply. I think he was trying to decide whether or not I was joking. I wasn’t.
In the end, it’s always that simple. Whether it’s a vignette of a single page or an epic trilogy like The Lord of the Rings, the work is always accomplished one word at a time.
On what to write about
Now comes the big question: What are you going to write about? And the equally big answer: Anything you damn well want. Anything at all…as long as you tell the truth.
Write what you like, then imbue it with life and make it unique by blending in your own personal knowledge of life, friendship, relationships, sex, and work. Especially work. People love to read about work. God knows why, but they do. If you’re a plumber who enjoys science fiction, you might well consider a novel about a plumber aboard a starship or on an alien planet. Sound ludicrous? The late Clifford D. Simak wrote a novel called Cosmic Engineers which is close to just that. And it’s a terrific read.
John Grisham, of course, knows lawyers. What you know makes you unique in some other way. Be brave. Map the enemy’s positions, come back, tell us all you know. And remember that plumbers in space is not such a bad setup for a story.
Friday, August 29, 2014
To My Faithful Readers
To My Faithful Readers,
As many of you know, I became a dad this year to two
beautiful little girls.
As a result, the sequel to “Hath No Fury:” “Moments of Rhythm
and Magic” will be delayed a little further into 2015.
To carry you until then here is another VERY rough excerpt
from “Moments of Rhythm and Magic”:
DRAFT----
Even
before going to the house he shared with his Grandmother, he stopped by Amy's
house. He was pretty certain that the
Sellers family had moved when he tried calling Amy from Christie's house all
those months ago. Still, he had to
try. He found it dark and empty. An aging "Century 21" sign stood
outside.
"Sorry
man," Danny said.
"It's
ok," Mark said. Although he didn't
feel ok. He felt an incredible need to
be in his old home.
As he
walked over he glanced at the old meeting place he and Amy had, the little
hollow in the bushes. It was where they
had met countless times before their adventures. He had
expected to see it overgrown, or worse, to see the bushes around it
dying. What he did see surprised
him. In the hollow now grew a bush with
peach colored roses. They were
breathtakingly beautiful as they bloomed in the spring warmth.
He loves you.
Mark had
to work hard to hold back the flood of feelings that threatened to overwhelm
him. Determined to find something...some
peace. He soldiered on to his own house,
Danny in tow.
He found
his grandmother’s house to be empty and
boarded up. Some of the exterior looked
"blackened." It appeared as
though someone wanted to burn it, but either didn't know how, or was afraid to
get close enough to do it properly.
Graffiti had already begun to show up in spray-painted words of “all of them witches!” Mark wasn’t sure why, but he didn’t think these deeds were done by child pranksters, not in
this neighborhood, but by someone older, who should know better.
Danny had
offered to help him break in, but Mark still surprisingly had his key, which
worked the door lock and deadbolt.
Mark
reflexively called for Natasha, who, of course, didn’t come. The hint of
incense still permeated the air, and for an instant, Mark found it
comforting. Warm memories of his
grandmother and rituals filled his mind.
For an instant, he felt at home. It felt good, but somehow empty.
As they
walked through the entry way they found the incense smell was was mixed with a
musty smell and something really foul and rancid underneath.
The
police in Kingston weren't the fastest operating, and this place was still a
crime scene five months later. It would
not have given Mark comfort to know that his grandmother had already been dead
before the grizzly events of that Halloween evening had occurred. His
grandmother's body had been removed, but because it was still and active crime
scene it had not been cleaned up yet.
Danny
walked into the living room first, and, before Mark had a chance to see the
room Danny threw him back.
“What the hell are you doing?!” Mark yelled,
genuine surprise and anger in his voice.
“Mark, man, you don’t want to go in there?” Danny said holding Mark in something of a
bear hug.
“Yes I do!” Mark protested.
“No man,” Danny insisted. “...you don’t!”
---See you in 2015
Future Personal Computing Technology Trends
An earlier article, I mentioned how the smaller device (i.e.
Smartphone) would become the centre of personal technology. It certainly has gone that way over the past
few years, with most consumers now carrying a Smartphone. Cellular devices that are NOT at least first
generation smart devices with screens are becoming more and more rare. Even my parents are now iPhone users!
We still see the need, however for the tablet and the laptop
(for a keyboard if nothing else). There are
still needs for larger screens and more human sized interfaces. Many human interface devices interconnect via
Bluetooth wireless protocol, which has recently become much more advanced and
efficient.
We will see a shift in the next three stages of personal
computing technology that will hinge on the advancement of wireless technology
as a whole; all protocols, from Bluetooth to wifi to Cellular.
First stage – A shift in the center
As many of you know from some of the past articles, we love
technology that is built into a watch.
It could be either a Dick Tracy or Knight Rider worship thing, but
mostly because it’s really cool and convenient.
Even Steve Wozniak called out for Apple to look
toward more wearable technology.
The first stage will see the center of the technology shift
to the wearable device itself. The
wearable device will be the heart/brains.
The larger interfaces, handsets, tablets, keyboards, screens etc will be
linked to this piece of wearable tech.
The wearable tech could either be a watch, glasses (Like
Google Glass), pendant or something new.
This device will be the local memory, and network/internet connection. Tablet and laptop-like interfaces will become
as generic and interchangeable as Bluetooth earpieces are to our Smartphones.
Second Stage- Access from Anywhere!
The next stage will be more subtle, and it’s happening
now. Most of our files and information
will be accessible from anywhere. Cloud
(such a trendy word) based information or internet accessible servers will be a
local source for data and applications, and it won’t matter on what device you
are on.
The wearable tech may shift to become the internet or
network interface and the secure personal gateway to private information.
Third Stage- It’s all in your head
Several teams at Princeton and Berkley are making real
advances in mapping out brain electrical configurations and mapping them to
specific thoughts. It’s a reasonable
assumption that a mental interface bay be developed. It may not completely replace hand gestures,
voice, touch-screens or keyboards for quite a while (at least for business),
but it may appear in the next 5-10 years for personal or consumer interaction.
Just don’t leave it on in your sleep!
This NEEDS to happen
As nice as all of our mobile technology is, all of our
devices suffer from the need to be constantly recharged. There is a huge market for portable batteries,
solar panels and anything to compensate for the ever growing demand for
portable power.
Until a miniature, practical, generator, fuel cell or REALLY
extended battery technology is developed, we will be constantly tethered.
Friday, August 22, 2014
Is this how the thought police get started?
Now, I am not defending this kid or what he wrote. This kid could clearly be in need of some real help or maybe he just has a warped sense of humor.
That isn't the point.
Immediately arresting this kid for writing something fictional in an assignment is in direct violation with the US Constitution.
For writing about shooting a dinosaur, S.C. high school student gets arrested
MR1805/GETTY IMAGES/ISTOCKPHOTOA made-up story about a dinosaur and a gun got a 16-year-old student in South Carolina arrested and suspended.
Monday, August 11, 2014
I was Interviewed on NPR by Big Picture Science & SETI
Posted 8/11/2014
Two weeks ago I got approached by Dr. Seth Shostak from SETI and NASA.
He does a regular science/technology radio show for NPR and Podcast
He read the article I did for DVICE on Orwellian technology being used today and wanted to interview me as a technology expert.
My Interview was on NPR across the US all last week and is available on line to listen to here:
Listen On line here!
Thursday, June 12, 2014
The Next Evolutionary Step in Computer Platform?
The modern smartphone has more computing power and capacity than computers we used only a few years ago. So why isn’t your Smartphone your primary computer? There are a few reasons, the first is a mindset. Many see these devices and their compact size and place them in the category of, “fancy phones with email.” The second (and the biggest) reason is their small size. While diminutive stature makes them great for taking everywhere, a thumb keyboard and 2-4 inch screen makes them a bad choice to work on large documents or to give presentations.
To try and emulate the functionality of a single computing platform, we sync data between devices. While this works for many applications, it adds time, extra steps and loss of data (in some cases) between mobile and desktop document formats. It also begs the question of, why we are spending time synchronizing (even over the air) our new 32+ GB smartphones the same way we did with our 16mb Palm Pilots. Many business users can easily fit their past few year’s worth of documents into a few Gigabytes of space.
Not to dismiss devices like the iPad, because it’s truly a half way point, most people don’t strap an iPad to their belt every morning like they do their smartphone.
The statistics show the popularity of the smartphone platform. A survey conducted by IBM in October 2008 of Internet users in the US, UK and China found that over 50% of all users preferred surfing the web on their smartphone over their desktop PC. In May 2008 cellular provider Verizon Wireless got a big boost in mobility and operating efficiency by replacing the eight pound laptops of 2,250 of their field technicians with five ounce Blackberry devices.
Devices like the Redfly Mobile Companion by Celio, the Celluon Laser Key, micro sized projectors and the Impatica Showmate can now give you a larger interface to your mobile device. Are they are the precursors for heralding in the next generation of the computing platform?
Friday, May 9, 2014
So you've written a book...Now what? Part-2- A guide to publish, self publish or just what to do next.
(If you missed Part 1 - Click here)
A guide to publish, self publish or just what to do next.
PART 2
Your book's content will now be read by hundreds of people. They will only be looking at the first three chapters, and in some
cases, the first five pages. These pages MUST be "killer." They need to really entice the reader to go further. You may have a
"Harry Potter" after chapter 4, but if chapters 1-3 are boring drivel, you have just dramatically recuced your chances of ever
being read.
There are several paths you can take here and it all depends on your personal preference and perseverance.
If you are one (like me) that desperately wants to see their book in a "brick and mortar" book store, then you will need to take
the more conservative, conventional path of finding a writing agent and then a conventional publisher. If you are impatient and
NEED to see your book in people's hands now, there is a no-cost/low-cost self publishing path you can follow.
Path 1:
In order to get your book in front of most large publishers, you really NEED and agent to represent you. Even then, that is still
a challenge. Some publishers will look a submission without an agent, but not many. They depend upon recognized agents to act as
filters for them. These people are mostly interns, working for the agents and making almost no money.
I got myself a copy of the guide to literary agents and also used this great web site:
http://www.1000literaryagents.com/literary-agents.php and began making alist of agents to submit to.
Work on your Query letter which may determine if anyone even looks at page 1.
Get your spelling and grammar up to scratch. Even if you've got the next Stephen King Novel (Stephen King was an English
teacher), these readers at agents and publishers consider it insulting if you haven't even got your book "mechanically" correct.
Use your list to keep track of your submissions. I used a spreadsheet.
If an agent or publisher demands money from you to start, run the other way. A reputable agent or publisher will work on a
percentage.
Don't be discouraged with rejections (or no contact at all) especially for fiction.
THIS IS LIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY.
The odds are not in your favor no matter how great your story is.
This is why many authors choose path 2.
Path 2:
Some may choose this path out of an impatient need to get their book out. Some choose it becuase they don't want to share their
profits with an agent as well as a publisher. Either way it's understandable, if your book does well in the self-publish world,
it may attract a larger scale publisher or agent.
Most of the work for self publishing will require you to reformat your book into
To start, I recommend going with the worlds largest book seller, Amazon. You can submit your book for Kindle here:
https://kdp.amazon.com/self-publishing/signin/ref=az_mm_kdp
Amazon also has a printed book self publishing house called, Createspace.
https://www.createspace.com/Login.do?redirectURL=pub%2Fmember.dashboard.do
With the ebooks becoming the most popular, you'll also want to submit to Nook here:
https://www.nookpress.com/
Look for Part 3 coming soon, including navigating Amazon and Barnes and Noble, and Promoting once you've self-Published.
Monday, April 21, 2014
Top 10 Favorite Time Travel Movies
These are not in order of most to least, just a general list of my favorites.
What are yours?
1. Time after Time- Early Malcom MacDowell. H.G. Wells chases Jack the Ripper through time.
2. Back to the Future 1 & 3. 2 was kind of boring in my book.
3. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 1 - "Strange things are afoot at the Circle-k."
4. Time Stalkers- Made for TV movie that went to video. Should spell, "echh!" but doesn't. A well written story under-produced. Man buys a genuine tin-type from the old west, except that a gunslinger in the picture is carrying a .357 magnum made in 1980.
5. 12 Monkeys - Twisted and different. Well written and even better acted.
6. Star Trek IV- The scene at then end with the Klingon Ship de-cloaking over the whaling ship made it all worth it.
7. Somewhere in Time- Well written and realistic atmosphere
8. The Time Machine - The 1960, Rod Taylor version
9. Midnight in Paris- Go to Paris. Discover all things are possible.
10. Frequency- unconventional with a lot of nice moments.
What are yours?
1. Time after Time- Early Malcom MacDowell. H.G. Wells chases Jack the Ripper through time.
2. Back to the Future 1 & 3. 2 was kind of boring in my book.
3. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 1 - "Strange things are afoot at the Circle-k."
4. Time Stalkers- Made for TV movie that went to video. Should spell, "echh!" but doesn't. A well written story under-produced. Man buys a genuine tin-type from the old west, except that a gunslinger in the picture is carrying a .357 magnum made in 1980.
5. 12 Monkeys - Twisted and different. Well written and even better acted.
6. Star Trek IV- The scene at then end with the Klingon Ship de-cloaking over the whaling ship made it all worth it.
7. Somewhere in Time- Well written and realistic atmosphere
8. The Time Machine - The 1960, Rod Taylor version
9. Midnight in Paris- Go to Paris. Discover all things are possible.
10. Frequency- unconventional with a lot of nice moments.
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Do we really need 3+ 24 hour news networks?
I think this is what happens when you have a 24 hour news network, sooner or later you run out of things to talk about, even on an interesting topic...I suppose it beats another story about Justin Bieber...but not by much.
CNN's Don Lemon: Is Black Hole Theory For Missing Jet 'Preposterous?':
http://youtu.be/ZpVd7k1Uw6A
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